Privacy Policy
Last updated: June 2026
One believes firmly that a chap's private affairs ought to remain precisely that — private. This document sets forth, in terms as plain as I can manage, how this website handles the information of its visitors. I shan't dress it up in excessive legalese; you deserve to know what's what without requiring a solicitor to interpret matters.
Information We Collect
When you submit an enquiry through our contact form, we collect the information you provide — typically your name, electronic mail address, and the content of your message. This is sent directly to our correspondence inbox via a service called Resend. We retain these messages only for as long as necessary to address your enquiry, after which they are disposed of in a timely fashion. We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer your personal information to outside parties.
Analytics & Cookies
We employ Google Analytics to understand how visitors interact with this website — which pages prove popular, how long one lingers, that sort of thing. This service uses cookies (small text files stored upon your device) to gather anonymous statistical data. No personally identifiable information is collected through this means. If cookies strike you as disagreeable, your browser settings may be adjusted to decline them, though certain features of the site may function less elegantly as a consequence.
For further particulars on how Google handles data, one may consult their privacy policy at policies.google.com/privacy.
Bot Protection
Our contact form utilises Cloudflare Turnstile to distinguish genuine human visitors from automated miscreants. This service may collect certain technical information about your browser and device to verify that you are, in fact, a person rather than a particularly industrious machine. Cloudflare's privacy policy may be reviewed at cloudflare.com/privacypolicy.
Third-Party Links
This website contains links to external platforms — namely YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Discord, and MuseScore. These links are provided for your convenience and enjoyment; however, we do not install tracking mechanisms from these services upon our site. Once you depart these pages for external destinations, you fall under the privacy policies of those respective platforms. We encourage you to review their terms, though we accept no responsibility for their practices.
Your Rights
Should you wish to enquire about any personal data we may hold, request its correction, or demand its deletion, you are most welcome to contact us. We shall endeavour to respond promptly and accommodate reasonable requests. Residents of the United Kingdom and European Union are entitled to certain rights under data protection legislation, and we respect these fully.
Amendments to This Policy
We reserve the right to update this privacy policy from time to time as circumstances require. Any modifications shall be posted upon this page with a revised date. We recommend periodic visits to stay abreast of any changes, though we shan't be offended if you have better things to do.
Contact Us
Should you have questions, concerns, or simply wish to discuss matters of privacy over a metaphorical cup of tea, please do not hesitate to reach out via our contact page.
Summary of Services
- Google Analytics — Anonymous usage statistics
- Cloudflare Turnstile — Bot protection on forms
- Resend — Contact form delivery